This whole thing is fake.

Truth is, I'm a girl.
This is my real site.
So if you want to say something to me, comment there.
Because I'm not checking back here.
But don't get me wrong, that's me in the picture.
But this is my face::

Yes, my friends and I pranked you all.
Except for one of you.
They thought I looked like a girl.
Haha. &they were right.

And you might have guessed by now that my name isn't really Ryan.
Rhema thought of that name.
And my last name isn't really Sminderhoff.
I was watching a smirnoff commercial and it was the first thing that popped into my head.

&that wasn't a real s/n either.
I just linked it to my real one.

But everything I said in my posts was true.
Except for the Maryland part.
I never lived there.
But everything else, the talent show, the party, the sickness, etc. was true.
Oh man.
I got you good.

I thought that this girl's xanga was hilarious, so I made one of my own.
Yeah, I know, I stole her idea...
But hey, at least I'm giving her credit.

Thanks to these people who didn't tell anyone and went along with it::
Sarah, Angela, Rhema, Audrey, Britta, and Porsche.

Oh, and check out this girl's site because she's really cool.

Well, thanks guys. This was fun.

I really need you guys to check back here tomorrow.
I have something important to say.
&after that, I'm probably not going to be posting anymore.

So please give me lots of comments and stuff on my last couple entries, darlings. <333

Oh, will you guys please join my friend's blogring? If you do, I'd love you forever.
why yes, i did pay ten cents for my pearls.

ooh! thank you so much! i love it <3

"Now every little second just flies
I hold on to them like paradise
I follow every word like streetlights
I, I want to fall in love and leave tonight.."

I'm sorry if I haven't gotten back to you if you commented on my last entry.
I've been really busy, but I promise I will.

Currently Playing About a Burning Fire By Blindside see related

Gah, it's so cold here. It feels like i'm burning because it's so cold.
And I'm sick. Which sucks a lot. I feel like crap.
But I'm back in Oklahoma and stuff, which is pretty cool I guess.
It's nice to feel like you're home.

I'm not having a very good day today, though...

I'm really bored...
Someone should IM me and tell me a story.
Haha.

Sorry that I don't have much to say today, guys...
And I'm also sorry that everything on this post is depressing.
Because I know I don't like reading depressing posts...

Please comment anyway?
<33

editttttttt this.

LOOK! LOOK!

she loves me like kip loves lafawnduh. <333

thank you!

HOLY CRAP!
i got a get well card! =]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
outside of card:

inside:

thank you oooh sooo much. you make the best cards. <33333

hahahahaha. thank you so much for the new girl jeans! =] i love them <3

Woo! Featured again. Man, this xanga thing is getting to be pretty cool.
I got a free trial of xanga premium.
It's not like I'm going to use it or anything.
Because you can do the same stuff without it....

Last night was really fun.
Gosh, I love my friends.
Going away parties are amazing.
<3333333

Aaaand since I promised a picture,
I'll show you guys one of the talent show.
Napoleon Dynamite, man. ::

hilariousness.

these girls (click each word) made me pictures! yesss.


thanks guys!

"I know that it's not a party
if it happens every night
pretending there's glamour and candelabra
when you're drinking by candle light"

edittttttt this.

oooooh my.
i love it!
thank you so much, anna-rose!

and thank you as well!

edittttttt this again.

everyone should make Hayden a sign.
because then you'd be cool.

gawsh, you guys are so good at commenting me. <33
ah, thanks to everyone who did!

so i'm going to a talent show tonight.
should be fun.
maybe there will be some pictures on my next post...?

&i'm moving from maryland in 2 days.
back to oklahoma.
and that sucks a lot.
but i get to see my two best friends, anna & audrey.
which i'm really excited about.

i'm thinking about changing my song.
what do you think it should be next?

keep the comments coming. <3